About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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