Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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