OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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