Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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