He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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