i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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