i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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