At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have demons in me.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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