This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
COCAINE IS GR8
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