I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
tell me about the fingering
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