The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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