your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Reggie can tackle my bush.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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