If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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