Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We left the knife in your bed.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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