Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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