yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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