Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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