He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My feet surprised me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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