I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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