Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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