Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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