literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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