easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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