just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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