Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread