You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.