As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This girl is more easily done than said...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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