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(310): View more from California

I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..

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(317): View more from Indiana

He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other

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(316): View more from Kansas

I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks

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(760): View more from California

Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...

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(903): View more from Texas

True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.

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(516): View more from New York

Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"

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(714): View more from California

I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!

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