Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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