yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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