It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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