I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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