In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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