I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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