Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
