thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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