Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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