how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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