i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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