thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I want to have your abortion
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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