Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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