when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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