is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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