He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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