We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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