She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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