video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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