I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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