My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
did you just send me my own nude
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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