It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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