do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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