But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
