he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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