All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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