I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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