Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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